Caleb reads Brian Abbey’s hilarious story, My First Kiss of Shame.
An American moves to Romania and attends a party. Things are going alright until the guest of honor shows up. To the American’s surprise, that guest turns out to be Lucifer! Even more surprising, or horrifying depending on how you look at it, all the other partygoers begin lining up to take turns kissing Lucifer’s anus. And pretty soon, it will be the American’s turn!