Avast!

It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, so let’s do some Pirate talking!

To Whom It May Concern

Perhaps, this concerns you?

These rhyme schemes will make you dizzy.

Not all stories have a happy ending, now do they?

The Puppet Master has the world on strings, but how long will those strings hold?

Some games are dangerous. Others are downright deadly.

Sit back and enjoy the trip. Things are gonna get weird.

The crazy man lives in the house,
He plays with teapots all day long.
They scream and holler with the man,
Who sings their crazy song…

Keep turning the page and you’ll eventually reach the end.

Not all things lost, shall be found. Not all things lost, can be recovered.